Where are all the good men?

some may know that i am working on a new webpage
(not a blog cos i tink my blog is fine as it is).
and I have been brain storming a name for it.
I like a name that is Funky and Chic at the same time and

I never knew deciding on the name is the hardest part of all... ARGHHHH
and i can neva get settled with a name that i am absolutely satisfied with..
Yes i can be quite perfectionist... so the name HAS TO BE perfect!

Aside from that,
today i rushed to Macs to get the lastest Coca Cola glass in Green (Kiasu i noe)...
the crowd from 12 -2 at raffles place Macs is absolutely crazy. Catched up with dear Serene too. and we were talking about hw the men we meet are really not up to our expectations..

WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN OUT THERE?!?!
ARE THEY ALL EXTINCT OR SOMETHING?????

Now you know why many women choose to be single..
I might end up being one of them someday.

They fuss abt woman having a mind of their own.
They complain abt woman not capable to taking care of the household
They complain abt woman being needy or attention seeking (are we?)
Its so UNFAIR! Its just an excuse for them to justifying F*** ard
Cos according to them, there are no women left on the face of the earth worth marrying.

I only have one word..... S-H-A-L-L-O-W.
yes. Shallow. *shrugs*

Click below and you know what i mean.
http://www.naomiliu.blogspot.com

oh wait! one more sentence.
Her target audience must be drooling old men.

haha.. had a good laugh in office today...

So coincidental....

Reply from Microsoft after this was posted on the net that cracked a few good laughs..

CIBAI stands for Class Invariants By Abstract Interpretation.

It was an academic paper written by one of Microsoft' researchers prior to joining Microsoft Research and is not an application or product.

Microsoft allows our researchers to post their past papers on our site, to enable the public to search across these researcher entire body of prior work.

However, it does not represent work that has been done or is currently being done at Microsoft.

We apologize if this has caused offence, which was entirely unintentional,

and we are removing the acronym from our website.

Stephen Forshaw

Corporate Communications Director,

Asia PacificMicrosoft Corporation

Huisy is in office yet again on a Saturday but i really dnt mind "wasting" my time here.
I tink i have turned into a workaholic. haha

Recently someone gave me a wake up call on my language.
I was writing an email to someone and the person replied sacastically.
"Last but not least, please know the difference between input and comments."

It was hell embarassing, the guy must be wondering whether its a bimbo he is writing to.
So from this day onwards, I ought to brush up my writing skills and use the write vocab.
Its sad to say that many ppl here in SG, dnt really care.
The way a local write an email and the way my colleagues abroad write an email,
makes a hell lot of difference.
Was recently helping my friend vet through articles of the publications unit
of one of our government agency, it is ATROCIOUS.
I was amazed.. they actually approve such articles?
And i though our govt favour recruiting first class honours students,
surely this cnt be their standard?
And you know whats the worse?
Singaporeans are very proud of their "high" level of education....
they obviously dnt know better.
The least you could do is to be humble, complacency should not be encouraged.
I am not a good writer but I will stop trying to be better at it!!!

been really really grumpy recently....
and later last night the dormant volcano inside me almost erupt.
ALL BECOS.... of someone who has no idea when to keep him mouth SHUT.
all becos...of someone who is so FULL of himself
all becos.. of someone who does not know the consequences of his actions.

But when i saw my mum tear, i cldn bring myself to erupt anymore. my heart when all out to her.
I lurve my marmie so dearly.. =)

and i am bored studying....

I WAS CLOSE TO INSANITY ...... and I came up with this..

BEWARE........

I AM SO DEAD.. i dnt fuckin understand what is debt-equity swaps?

Mayb some yogurt might help! hahhahaha

OMG... exams are jus around the corner and i jus realised i left out 170pages worth of readings.
the PRESSURE IS ON!

so i decided i am gng to take half day tomorrow. catch a movie (i have got to watch wolverine), hit the gym and study all night! perfect plan!

well today i received the most DUH email from a contract staff from office! I turned into a total BEYOTCH when i saw the email....


Hi ashlynn,

kindly update the register as "false" for CLIF hits. As spoken ,these hits are closed in CLIF.

Basically, there are items on a list tt are marked off as false. hello, like u said as spoken these are items to be updated as False and you are the user of this register.
YOU WAN ME TO UPDATE IT FOR YOU!!?!??!?!??!?! wat is wrong with these ppl ? cnt they jus take the initiative to do something simple? what is so difficult abt typing the word F-A-L-S-E into an excel sheeet?
I jus cannot CANNOT tolerate such stupidity and incompetence. enuff said.

i wana catch the movie wolverine!
yea i noe.. u mean i haven watched it yet?
its funny how Cathay is not screening it, its my fave cinema and nachos and cupcorn!
its like one of those movies (regardless its good or not) that MUST be watched!
so i forced Melsie to watch with me even though i noe she hates such action packed shows. *evil smiles*

oh oh oh... i FINALLY made my way to Island Cremery at Serene Centre.
One sat night when i was bored of studyin. i decided to grab Melsie to try their Teh Tarik ice cream. I always wondered why would my colleauges always go there after work jus to eat ice cream. I live in the East so tt place was a tad too far for me.
Anyhows, i lurve ice cream even though they add fats to my thighs and arms and i decided to not be lazy and drove Melsie, Harold and I down.
IT WAS GOOD. tink its worth getting my lazy ass out of the house to come all the way for it.
i tink teh tarik is abit sweet for me but i lurve the REVERSO. I have to comment on the waitress siols. BLARDY ATTITUDE.
HARLOW, wat have i done tt u have to give me tt face. YEA i can see ur shop is packed and ur ice cream is probably v popular. BUT SO?
oh well, i have my ice cream so i forgot all abt her lousy attitude awhile later...
isn it so annoying hw every eatery when they get so popular they tend to have this stuck up attitude? ruins ur appetite sometimes.... =(

my 5 course French Cuisine

My yummilicious 5 course meal...




A Variety of seasonal tomatoes flown in from France.
Chef Johnathan says where he was trained in France, they specialty is tomatoes.
Its the sweetest tomato i have ever tasted...

Our Grade B Foie Gras (the best u can find in SG).
According to the chef, he specially kept this Foie Gras in a mould till the flavour matures.



Egg Croquette. Slow cooked for 3 hrs!


Our Main Course.... Steak slow cooked for 2 hrs!
Chef Johnathan is a fan of slow cooking as u can tell.
Looking forward to my next trip there!

another attempt here to revive my blog. haha
have been a really boring person lately so nothing much to update.
Yesterday my friend brought me to a Miss Clarity Cafe. Guess some ppl might have heard of it before but what they do not know is that.......
the owner of the cafe has a son who is trained at a 3 michelin star restaurant in France and he is back in Singapore! so at the moment he is helping out his mum at her restuarant before his french restaurant becomes a reality.
so I am really honoured to be able to try out his culinary skills at the homely cafe. *Peektures to be up soon*
we had a 5 course meal. tinking tt French cuisine is in small portions..
BUT we were so wrong! He emphasized that French Cuisine is not in small portions. we were so stuffed and complained he was too generous.
The Foie Gras was in v huge portions k but it was tasty!
I was telling him how i tried Restaurant Ember's Foie Gras (Supposedly v good), but he wasn v agreeable with it. (there is a huge difference between His Foie Gras and Ember's i must say)
OH well, wat do i know rite....
till next time.. i shall try the Lobster at his place!!!!